dont even bother flirting with me just throw money on me

10 months ago · reblog · 35,317 notes


its pretty cool that tumblr spelled backwards is 420

10 months ago · reblog · 27,193 notes


Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing

it’s illegal to run a lemonade stand without a permit.

10 months ago · reblog · 362,860 notes


“Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

1 year ago · reblog · 99,832 notes


Fucking mermaid bitch