unfriendlyasiangirl:

dont even bother flirting with me just throw money on me

7 months ago · reblog · 35,291 notes

taggedrne:

its pretty cool that tumblr spelled backwards is 420

7 months ago · reblog · 27,165 notes

tapdancers:

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing

it’s illegal to run a lemonade stand without a permit.

7 months ago · reblog · 360,494 notes

umhi-im-alexis:

“Open books, not legs” is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

9 months ago · reblog · 99,376 notes

tristinalynnn:

Fucking mermaid bitch